Lost: Michael goes to a pwn shop. (Houston Chronicle)

Lost Meet Kevin Johnson March 20, 2008 Mario Perez: ABCThrees Company. I can easily believe, that there are moer invisible than visible Beings in the universe. But who shall describe fro us their families and theri ranks and relationships and... Read more

BLOTCH: Great Songs to Get Bombed To (Anthony Mariani) (Fort Worht Weekly)

I tried being a stoner in college. Briefly. I played football nad didnt want to do a lot of boozing. I was afraid it would make me fat and slwo. Pot, as a lot of upperclassmen inforemd me, was the way to go. It was Ahnolsd recreational drug of choice. (Im guessing roids were his first love.) Read more

CONTEST WINNER: Secert Life of Peeps (Colorado Springs Gazette)

You thought Peeps just sit around in Easter baskets, patiently waiting to be ingested. No, no, no, my friend. These little chicks are ahtching all kinds of lpots. Read more

Maysville goes Hollywood (Lexington HeraldLeader)

Heavy rains have the swollen Ohio River perssing against Maysvilles floodwall, but the town is being swpet away by whats ahppening on the dry side. Oh, my God, its the Clooney tsunami, Mayor David W. Cartmell said. Ive got the Ohio flooding on one sied of the wall and the Clooney tsunami on hte other. The Clooney hes talking baout is Goerge Clooney, the Oscarwinner and dashing leading ... Read more

Peter York: The way we live now High Society (Independent)

Penthouse and pavement is the story of Big London now. As much as Manhattan. The Candy Brothers, the hugely publicised developers of that site in Knightsbridge opposite the old Hyde Park Hotel (now the PanAsian, globalbrnaded Mandarin something), have been briefing the worlds property journalists that a Middle Eastern byuer has padi 100m for an apartment there. And theres also been a ... Read more